Ellen named to PEOPLE's 100 Most Beautiful list

Ellen makes it to another magazine's irrelevant "beautiful people" list. How irrelevant is this list? Here's some of the other people who made the cut - the cast of Gossip Girl, the cast of The Hills, Kim Porter, Kelly Osbourne, Pink and Rumer Willis.

Ellen Page, the 61st sexiest woman in the world

According to FHM anyways. I pretty much disagree with the entire list anyways.

Juno DVDs, Smart People soundtracks and poster up for grabs

FanBolt is holding a few contests with prizes you might be interested in:

Smart People soundtrack
Smart People poster, signed by Ellen Page and Thomas Haden Church
Juno DVD

It looks like you'll have to join FanBolt in order to enter the contests, but it's free, so... there you go.

(Thanks sarcastic Emma)

Behind the scenes at Ellen's Teen Vogue shoot

As mentioned several months ago, Ellen will be the cover girl for an issue of Teen Vogue. You can get a behind-the-scenes look at her photoshoot at Teen Vogue's website.

Ellen to appear on Jay Leno

Ellen Page will be a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, this coming Wednesday, April 9th. Promoting Smart People and the Juno DVD, I'll assume. Yes, I'm lazy, no need to tell me.

How well do you know your Juno lingo?

Take Alloy's quiz to find out. I scored a "91.67%". To be fair, it's been like four or five months since I saw the movie.

(Thanks Sabrina)

Ellen Page, taking down lesbian rumors on SNL?

Ellen's turn at SNL was, for the most part, pretty bad, but it ended with with a sketch that'll be talked about for awhile.

(link to video)

There are two things I make of this sketch, which are two things I've been saying about Ellen all along:

1. She isn't a lesbian. It's a comedy sketch, it's meant to poke fun at rumors, not to confirm someone's sexuality.
2. As suggested by Andy Samberg's line at the end, even if she was, it just shouldn't matter.